Friday, October 25, 2013

IT Week in songs - IT.Branschen

NORDEA BILLION FIASCO

(Cheat sheet: Another failed bank projects. Nordea invested billions over several years on a failed change programs.)

What all consulting to modernize the banking system sooner or later sings along:
Failed

What small investors think on the heads that did not get value for IT investments:
Bankrobber

What shareholders despite all sings after the quarterly report on Wednesday:
(money will roll and be merry mood)

What every developer, but no project managers, seem to know their size:
Mo money. mo problems

What everyone does not work on big bank wonder:
(What the hell are they for himself) In the bank after three

NOKIA’S RESURRECTION (?)

(Cheat Sheet: Nokia held on Tuesday his last mobile launch in all its own flag, before the sale to Microsoft goes through. Five mobiles, a tablet and some popular applications was the result.)

What Stephen Elop singing as he keeps fingers crossed for more launches in the U.S.:
Last Flight To Abu Dhabi

What Nokia and the other supporters of Windows Phone (Steve Ballmer) hope to competitor:
Paranoid Android

What they Ipadfrälsta singing about Lumia 2550:
No One’s Gonna Love You

NSA, SECTION 713

(Cheat sheet: Angela Merkel is one of 35 world leaders who have been intercepted by the NSA. Millions French telephone calls were intercepted.)

What Merkel sang in the hallways when she realized that the U.S. had heard everything she said in the last week:
Call Him

As the French say on the NSA’s eavesdropping:
J’m'en fous pas mal (I could not care less)

What Obama sings on Snowden:
The One That Got Away

What Snowden has on the their revelations:
2 Unlimited – No Limit

PLATE GAME, SURFACE STYLE

(Cheat Sheet: Microsoft’s flop spirit tablet gets a sequel.)

question Microsoft hopes get a resounding “YES!” to answer for Surface 2s approaching Sweden Released:
Is this it?

What surf flat eager reader asking themselves after CS Joel Åsblom declared that the new Surface is too powerful to be called Tablet in this week’s most watched video:
What’s in it for me?

SMALL AND GOOD


What the Good Zuckerberg sing in the shower:
Money

What they sing on the award-winning Netonnet, Regpoint , Arrow and Netsafe:
We Are The Champions

What Apple sings that the software will be free to peddle more hardware:
The Harder They Come

What all weapons maniacs with 3d printers humming:
Toy Soldiers

What they not singing at Apple:
Flash (Savior of the Universe)

What Stockholms all Minecraft Geeks sings to IRL-city Stockholm:
Move on you


Here you go the whole list .

class=”paragraphIntro”> Happy holidays

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